We are weak in the knees and ready for the most romantic and gosh darned sexiest day of the year… 12 days past Valentine’s Day.
Whoa, whoa honey, we SO did not forget, let us explain. Sure, these flowers and candy came from the dude by the off ramp and yes that heart-shaped box has seen better days, but isn’t it the thought that counts? That’s right, put down that vase. If you’re going to throw anything it should be a dodgeball.
Two by Two
Just like Noah did it, we’re gonna be filling up this Love Boat, two-by-two.
So you committed folks, sign up as a pair and we will place you and your significant other on a team made entirely of couples. It’s like boardgame night, but with dodgeballs.
Now for all the swinging singles, sign up and we will put you on a team that’s all single and ready to mingle.
– 8 teams of 10 players
– Cost: $20
– Snacks and drinks provided
– Raffles & Giveaways